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mexican colonic

Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.
Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!

(Said with a Mexican accent)
by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
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Mexican chimney

The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes
Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged
by Step Daddy January 14, 2010
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Mexican Exchange

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.
Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!
by TinyT187 February 11, 2010
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Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.
Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*
by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015
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Mexican Funnel

When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.
Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband
by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021
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Reborn Mexican

A mexican-american that was never in touch with his mexican heritage, unexpectedly starts listening to mexican music and speaks more spanish.
My brother was always into to hip-hop music and out of nowhere he becomes a reborn mexican.
by UnknownLegends January 1, 2017
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mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
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