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Mexican whale diving 

While in Mexico you release in a Mexican whore's ass, and then you use a snorkel mask to suck out the semen and blow it out of the top like a whale.
While I was in Mexico I used an old sock as currency and bought a fat whore, and went Mexican whale diving!

mexican g-string 

Where you put your dick between your legs and up your ass like a g-string. Often used to plug the anus.
I forgot underwear today I had to pull a mexican g-string
mexican g-string by Snapper fish November 25, 2013

Mexican Peppers 

Herpes to the degree that said sores look like growing chili peppers.
Man I was gonna hit that but the chicks got a bad case of the mexican peppers.
Mexican Peppers by Damionx July 2, 2014

Mexican helicopter 

Like doing a helicopter but with shit on your dick
The Mexican Helicopter was all fun and games until there was shit up the curtains

Mexican DSL 

Very Slow Internet. Usually seen in F2P multiplayer games.
"Of course the guy that keeps lagging out is speaking spanish"
"Yeah man, must have Mexican DSL."
Mexican DSL by "The" Ben L. January 3, 2018

Mexican Wall Position 

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.
Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.