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melanie reti

Melanie Reti is the most kind, loyal, faithful and warm hearted lady, with a beautiful soul and a vibe that you'll never forget. A heart that you could never find in any other human, and a love so pure that you would fall in love without intending to. She is, the most perfect Melanie in the world. Cherish her like there's no tomorrow.
"You're the best and the baddest Honey on earth Melanie Reti"
by badst April 23, 2018
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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever
I wish i could date melanie
by stuffed bear November 14, 2022
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Melanie

Melanie is the best girl you’ll ever have. There’s no one else like Melanie. She is a gem, a goddess. Is you find Melanie, never let her go. She shows a front but inside her heart is guarded. Anyone who’s willing to pursue her will have a challenge. Many guys will try but she will not let her guard down easily. Even when you think you got her, don’t stop trying. She will get bored easily. She loves going out and traveling. She is obsessed with cats. She is petite and is fun to be around. Don’t lie to Melanie because it is over, she will not trust you again.
That’s just Melanie!

You and Melanie?! YOURE SO LUCKY.
I need me a Melanie.
by Nothingbutthetruth2739 November 23, 2021
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Melany

Melany is a manipulative whore who always gets what she wants, she doesn’t give a fuck about anybodys opinion. Melany is hot and elegant with a heart made of stone.
Omg Melany just used me for my money
by Offaperc30 November 21, 2021
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bryce and melanie

The most bitchin couple there is. He is sexy ass man and she is a gorgeous, bootyful woman on the streets, and a Beast Master and Sex Panther kinky lovers in the sheets. These two youngins reconnected after a few years that are on the same wave length and fit together like two puzzle pieces, we fill the missing piece in each others hearts. We tend to get lost in each others beautiful eyes and incredible minds. It is common to catch the other secretly sniffing their partners hair. Melanie has a black choker necklace; she is the wild card that manages to catch her man by surprise at least three times a week, or night *wink wink*, has the deadly combination of beauty, humor, mystery, and whimsical personality. Bryce is the man of her dreams and the best damn thing to have happened to Melanie. He treats her like a queen and never lets her think she deserves anything less, he has shown her what it is like to truly be wanted, adored, and loved. She will always be safe in his strong muscular arms, and he will never let her down. He continuously brings a happiness to her life that was never there before, he is the man that she has been looking for her whole life and can make her laugh no matter the circumstances. Also, he doesn't punch her in the face. These two will always find an adventure to take on together and will always find something to love about the other, they'll never get bored with each other. And they have bomb ass sex. Yall should be jealous.
damn, have you ever seen a couple like Bryce and Melanie? those two are the definition of my relationship goals.

i bet that Bryce and Melanie have bomb ass sex!
by raehargett March 7, 2017
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Melani Heiwajima

Literally the prettiest girl alive, language is not developed enough to describe it.
Have you heard of Melani Heiwajima :O
by Nazko June 19, 2023
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