Michael: "PLEASE DON'T PUT ME TO DEATH!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"
by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

The most amazing girl in the world. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous but she doesn’t see it. She can put a smile on you face no matter how upset you are. I hope everyone gets to meet a madi Bruno once in their life.
by Midnight_amber February 25, 2021

A girl, or boy I guess but typically girl who grinds on literally every cock she (or he) is near. She also has it in her head that she is one of the boys but nah they all just want to fuck her. Her head is so deep inside her ass that she doesn't know how to get out. She also follows the same principles as "Dirty Courtney" as well as "Dirty Adison" and also a "Dirty Cartier"
"My friend Sinclair is lowkey a Dirty Madie. I didn't, and don't even think hes gay but he been sus lately in the dorm with my boys"
"Watch out he could be a tranny"
"Watch out he could be a tranny"
by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024

a blonde hair girl that thinks she can dance and spends all her hours doing so, but sucks. She is very flat and likes Indian boys. Especially names like Adam...etc. She is not funny at all and has a very loud and unattractive laugh. Her laugh is actually so annoying it makes people cringe so bad they throw up. She is very rude to people and no one likes her.
by Matthew Bernstein November 3, 2020

madi and kaiden are the power couple of the century. they are both extremely edgy and love devils lettuce. they spend most of their time together making out or staring intensely into each others eyes. life doesn't matter when madi and kaiden are together because they have something special. they are madly in love, through thick and thin. it does not matter what they go through, they will always be together. <33333
by madi$keet December 15, 2021

The girl thinks she can get everything she can get in nasty fights and then did’t do it and want to call you every 5 minutes and yell at at then I’d very nice.
by anonymous July 25, 2021

by SEN Antrodian February 18, 2022
