Lord Chumbo

A fat pink god of belly buttons that is said to travel around galaxies

Lord Chumbo destroyed planet Gustarch

by MrPicklesWorth January 17, 2019

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998

Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.

by AwesomeGamer1963 April 2, 2019

Lord Dinga

Theeee most absolute bad ass thing you can think of. Lord Dinga loves his Dingus pickles and will do everything in his power to deep throat those pickles. You will know when you meet lord Dinga because he’s amazing and very horny. When you meet Lord Dinga he will make you his little bitch and you will bow to him whenever he says.

I just saw the most absolute bad ass, horny and amazing thing ever! He deep throated the fuck out of some pickles and make me never forget him.

I love Lord Dinga

by Lord Dingas bitch September 30, 2021

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

rust lord

A complete asshole, does the take he L dance on the spawn island, finishes you instantly then does the take the L dance. Fuck Rust Lords.

John: Is he finishing you?
Steve: He is a Rust Lord
John:Oh, so you were dead when you got knocked.

by anonymous May 15, 2018

Douche Lord

Douche Lord, noun. Any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. A douche lord is the so-called 'king' ('lord') of douches. Should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected President, Mayor, King, Il Duche, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. Typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak English, KNOWN FOR STEALING INNOCENTS' PHONES OFF BATHROOM HAND DRYERS, monochrome attire, and general cockiness for no evident reason.

Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.

That fucking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god damn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where I accidentally left it!

by mrsbrady November 26, 2010

Traci Lords

A pornstar from the late 70's and early 80's, infamous for starring in her first film while only 16 years old. Is almost single-handedly responsible for the modern-day porn industry's extremely thorough background checks.

Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.

by The REAL 2wingo August 2, 2011