Ligma

The joke term that is used to fool people by saying "Ligma" as in a medical term or any kind of term that is suppose to mean: "Lick my"

Guy: Hey dude, your doctor called me, and he told me you have ligma, i'm so sorry
Friend: My doctor? wait, what's Ligma?
Guy: Ligma balls

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

ligma

another really dumb middle school boy comeback. Others include, your mom, deez nuts, thats what she said, and etc!!!!!!

Middle school boy- hey did you hear how tom hanks died?

every other kid being concerned: NOOOO not tom hanks, how did he die??!!

middle school boy (dis idiot): ligma!!

everyone: wtf is ligma

middle school boy: ligma balls (laughs for no reason)

everyone: your done... jail time for this one

by unusedhandlelmao January 6, 2022

ligma

balls

A: bro i got diagnosed with ligma
B: whats ligma?
A: *menacing stare*
A: LIGMA BALLS B*TCH

by iaintflacko March 1, 2022

Ligma

Ligma balls

Me: Joe has ligma
Someone: Who’s Joe?
Me: Ligma balls
Ha got em

by I_eat_beans_for_breakfast December 1, 2019

ligma

lick my balls

hey you ligma

by TunulisLake December 6, 2018

LIGMA

LIGMA, or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction" is a lesser known symptom of bronchitis, affecting well-known politic Mike Hawk (1977), and famous actor Ben Dover (2003), and is rumored to have more recently affected popular Fortnite streamer, Tyler "Ninja" Belvins. LIGMA was first discovered as a amoeba in the late 1920s, and has less than 1500 cases worldwide, since it's discovery, although most health insurances do not provide coverage for LIGMA, there have been a few remedies you can try at home, 1) Buy a humidifier and sleep with it on 2) put a warm, wet rag on your chest and forehead 1-2 hours before you fall asleep 3) LIGMA BALLS FAGGOT

noun
Jason was recently diagnosed with LIGMA or "Lung-Infecting Makok Affliction."

verb
LIGMA BALLS

by karlbentanbob October 31, 2018

Ligma

A very dangerous and strange disease that is currently going around and has a 100% morbillion mortality.
if you seek further information just go to your local doctor and ask "what is Ligma"

DOCTOR HELP MY SON HAS LIGMA!??!
what's ligma?
LIGMA BAL-

by ball licker6000 October 12, 2022