google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 19, 2007

Jet Lag

The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.

by Booed December 11, 2013

shit lag

similar to jet lag, but regarding faeces and the irregularity of bowl dropping

man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.

by stoive March 7, 2005

fete-lag

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

by mollygoodhead December 20, 2009

head lag

head lag is a form of lag that is not based on a slow connection to the server, but based on the fact that the gamer is so scared of lag that his head feels lag when there is no lag.

"Myst you dont lag, thats just head lag..." -Axslav

by Cung Shu February 8, 2007

lag swag

When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.

If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.

"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."

by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013

face lag

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people

fuck u have a bad case of face lag

by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007