Kevin

A super buff and jacked guy.
Plays CSGO all day and spends thousands of dollars on it every day.

Can steal ANYONES girl (or boy)
Has a $5000 gaming PC (PC Master Race)
Dates girls but is actually mega gay.
Has a crush on people named Armando.
Woahhhh! Is that Kevin?! He’s so JACKED! Look at his cool gaming pc!!!!
by Logic Phoenix July 13, 2019
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Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.
Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go
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Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.
Kevin is such a douchebag!
I hate Kevin for being a fuckboi!
I love Kevin, I could never leave him
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Kevin? KEVIN??”
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The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.
No one: he could be a Kevin
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