Jordan

Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.

Check his hair, it's so Jordan

by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014

Jordan

a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.

"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"

by bob_kally December 23, 2012

Jordan

A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.

The George family has plenty of Jordans.

by Dp3s January 8, 2017

Jordan

He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy

Jordan has a small willy!

by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018

Jordan

Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.

Is Emma dating Jordan? No way. She's so freaking lucky.

by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018

Jordan

Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.

He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan

by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018

Jordan

a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.

Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...

by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015