Joel Olsson

Sexy beast that gets all the girls and is the hottest on the planet. Big cock and balls and is good against women.

Whos that, oh thats the hottest man ever Joel olsson

by Redpants900 December 12, 2016

Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020

Ryan Joel

He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.

Oh no,look at Ryan Joel. He looks at you. Something happen here. Wkwkwkwkwkwkkw.

by LlysRJ November 23, 2021

Joel Poi

Just so you know, he's the most amazing person that I've ever met on this earth. Words will never be enough to describe how special he is in my heart but here's some facts about him. He's handsome, soft-hearted, attractive, kind, dependable, friendly, caring and irreplaceable ☆*:. .o(≧▽≦)o. .:*☆ I would talk about him all day and all night and I'd still have a million more things to say (ᵔ.ᵔ) Let's create more memories together and live happily ever after together ❤❤❤ Don't get too close to him yall because his girl will bite you ヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉﾞ

"Who are you in love with?"
"Joel Poi"

by chub29 November 22, 2021

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

A Joel Heyman

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..

"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."

by andThangs June 10, 2018

Joel James

An extremely attractive man, who can seduce you with his voice and charm

I can be a Joel James sometimes

by Hummus1234 November 22, 2021