Jeff Pesos

Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.

Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!

by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021

jeff sighman

The band director who rants a little toooo much and has a Utah forehead but generally has great results

No, no, not Jeff SEMEN, jeff sighman

by The lone poopoo November 30, 2021

Jeffesina

noun: angry middle aged virgin; entitled little man that has a standing date night with his female dog. Often spoiled and/or living off inheritance money with or near his parents. When found in public easily identified by their short stature and receding hairline, often in a truck with dogs in cab instead of bed of truck.

Keely : “Hey Ami, you know that one Jeffesina from the farm? He came in today to prepare for his movie date - popcorn and Begginstrips.”

Antonio: Hola, Jose, The pinche Jeffesina was looking for you, guey. I told him you were walking his dogs, ese! He took off hella fast, holmes!

by ItsAntYo November 13, 2022

Jeffkillmind

A person who wants to kill other people

its a jeffkillmind

by MENTOSANIMATIODUDE February 20, 2023

Jeffery Harris

Ryan's great-father, always takes Ryan and his friends' places and gets them gas station and LA Fitness he is a really hard worker. He usually drives the cigarettemoblie, he claims that he is better than Ryan at basketball. He always wears a wife beater or a black or white tee or a baggy black hoodie from hobby lobby.

Ryan's friend: Ryan ask your dad for gas station

Ryan: Alright
Jeffery Harris: I mean I guess Ryan it's with your money.

by FreeKayFlocka February 23, 2023

South Jeff Middle school

Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!

Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then

You are weird.

Shut the fuck up.

South jeff middle school is hell

by Hey_imthefacts November 16, 2018

steamy jefferson

The act of taking a fat deuce in a bowl and putting it in the microwave to the point of liquidation. After this is done the warm liquid poop is rubbed on the victim.

My mom took away fortnite so I gave her a big ol steamy jefferson.

by Abore shawn December 18, 2018