jazz daddy

the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.
hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.
by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021
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Jazz Daddy

The hottest man alive. There is only 1
by Oxfords 21rst Dictionary September 08, 2022
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jazz mags

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines
Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!
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Jazz on a plate

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.
When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.
by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009
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Jazz Chord

1. a chord with it's root on the bottom, the seventh, major 7th, or sixth as the second note. The rest of the note are above those 2 notes.
2. any chord you don't know
A7 jazz chord
1, flat 7, 3, 5, (A,G,C sharp,E)
by tessitura1977 December 01, 2010
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ass jazz

all your jazz is belong to ass
by gotcha sucka November 23, 2003
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spittin jazz

That's wack, why you spittin jazz, dawg?
by Raspo February 22, 2004
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