flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007

Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy

You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!

by The funny troll July 13, 2020

pee flash

When one has a sudden urge to pee that quickly goes away.

I don't wanna go to the bathroom so I keep getting pee flashes.

by YouLearnEveryDay January 26, 2015

Black Flash

The term for a black man with premature ejaculation

Person 1: "You hear about Tyrone?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got that black flash"

by CoochieEnthusiast March 6, 2021

Quick as a flash

The time that it takes For 2 stroke To forward a pic or meme that she receives From E to The year 9 advisers.

Forwards content as quick as a flash. 2 stroke - OMG Jamie can you believe this fucking guy... Look at what he sent me now😤

This is the last time again I swear’.

‘Jamie‘ - You just can’t hate this guy ???🤗

by Peter gregson July 19, 2020

flash bitch

A person (typically female) in which a single member of a band chooses to infatuate himself with for the night while on tour. A new city, a new flash bitch. She's important for the night, but gone in a flash.

Wow, the singer and that girl are really hitting it off over a few drinks. Looks like it's going well, but I'll bet she's just another flash bitch.

by Zombiewheatthin March 27, 2018