Fission Mailed

Derives from the game "Metal Gear Solid 2"

it means "Mission Failed". which is used as a derogative term to slander someone/ someones argument that they've put forward in a debate, it is both patronizing and shows that you're putting an end to the argument.

Considered to be part of l33t sp33k. Gaming slang. Often used as the end of a sarcastic comment.
Oh yeah!! i forgot Lilly Allen does write good lyrics!! ......Fission Mailed.
by Intrinsic_IZ_Clutch July 20, 2009
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mailing lists

Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.
I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.
by Highku October 11, 2013
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E-mail

Stuff that pisses me off most of the time unless i get porn.
Fucken E-mail I WANTED PORN!
by PERVILITIOUS September 3, 2005
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E-mail

E-mail. A new way of making a tit of yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.
Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...

*Pause*

*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*
Oh shit!

Alternatively...

Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.

*Pause*

*Entire room erupts in laughter*
Oh shit!
by Jonathan Kerr June 4, 2007
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Me-Mail

Me-mail is impersonal bulk-mailed brags and boasts, electronic or otherwise, whose self-promotional nature glorifies the sender and irritates the recipient.

Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
Example: "He's drowning me in me-mail. I know more about his job, promotions, relationships, holiday visits and vacation plans that I know about my own--and I'd just as soon not!"
by obillo April 10, 2009
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drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
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Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.
In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"
by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021
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