Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful
Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -
Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head
Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -
Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head
by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020
Mitch McConnell’s decisions on Supreme Court justice confirmations during election years, he’s such a hypocrite.
by Stotheevo September 18, 2020
A hypocrite is an organism which points out something that it assumes doesn’t go with what is correct, yet has done such an action in the past which was of the same reason he hated the other organism for doing so
“Isaiah is a damn, blatant hypocrite, I mean, he liked his own posts, but points out someone who likes their posts? What a hypocrite
by TheC00lBlue July 01, 2018
example: donivan is a hypocrite because he said he didn’t like people flexing money on social media, the next day he states “i’m going to flex my money on social media” he says one thing then do another. that’s what you call a hypocrite
by hypocrite donivan May 29, 2022
person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite
by someone called mura May 17, 2022
The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)
by Rybrotic November 14, 2016
Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"
by Whiffo July 20, 2025