Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

hypocrite

A person who criticizes someone for doing something despite the fact that they do the thing themselves.

Hypocrite: You play (Game)? 5 year old...
Later
Hypocrite: I'm gonna go play some (Game).

by Thank you, very cool February 4, 2017

Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.

Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.

by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Hypocrite

A person who lied about the things they dislike doing but secretly does it as well.

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.

Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.

by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Hypocrite

kenneth

I’m a hypocrite because I fw with lots of girls but my side chick can’t fw nobody.

by Hypocrites March 21, 2020

reverse/hypocritical teaching

Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.

Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??

by QuacksO February 17, 2017