hlai

HOW LAME AM I

person 1 : I`m asking for money for my birthday for a new cell phone!

person 2 : Your birthday ain`t till 3 months lol.

person 1 : Wow. HLAI

by aliiibby April 17, 2010

HLIYD

An acronym that stands for 'How Long Is Your Dick?'
Usually used when pondering over how long your boyfriends dickk is and are too embarrassed to ask..he doesn't even have to be your boyfriend! (;

Heyy! HLIYD??

by loooolaaa! December 9, 2010

hlya

a shortened term for "hell yeah." usually overused online.

friend 1: we're hitting up the game tonight. you in?
friend 2: oh hlya!

"game tonight! hlya lets go!"

by hlyafiddy February 12, 2012

Hladkij

Someone whom is extremely good looking, commonly a last name, but is yet to prove herself by making Browning a sandwich.

Guy 1: Oh have you seen that Hladkij girl?
Guy 2: Yeah I hear she makes a great sandwich?!

by hashtagBenjie February 24, 2013

HLG

An abbreviation for Healthy Lean Guys. Usually HLG have a body mass index between 20-22.

While some people on tinder are looking for BBW, I am personally into HLG.

by JellyBeanyBaby January 11, 2016

HLS

An acronym often described as meaning hot lesbian sex.

"Daisy Emma and Charlotte are gay because they had HLS last friday."

by 123frontrow May 28, 2016

hlk

Hanks liquified kush

"Yo my plug been hmu with premium hlk shits fire"
"Neat!"

by Younginyb September 11, 2016