John had a big rash on his nuts now he is dead only two days after because of that wretched hamburger factory!
by Woidsmeeth August 31, 2021

1 person. Hey wanna get drunk
2 person. What do u mean by getting drunk
1 person. Bro I ment to get drunk by eating HAMBURGERS
2 person. Oh sure why not
Hehehej
2 person. What do u mean by getting drunk
1 person. Bro I ment to get drunk by eating HAMBURGERS
2 person. Oh sure why not
Hehehej
by ThisiswhyuneedJesus June 24, 2024

by Thyuiso March 28, 2022

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
also...
Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!
by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
