Gump

When a person does an about face and runs away as fast as they can leaving others to be alone.

When he saw she had a mole on her back, he gumped her

by Jexy Seff August 30, 2018

Gump

A hearty kick/smack/whack.

"Give that door a gump"

by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022

Gumping

**Gumping (verb):** A colloquial and euphemistic term referring to the sudden and uncontrollable act of violently defecating oneself, often accompanied by extreme discomfort and embarrassment. This term is typically used in informal contexts to describe a situation where one experiences a sudden and severe gastrointestinal distress leading to an involuntary bowel movement.

**Example sentence:** "After eating the questionable street food, John feared he might start gumping before he could find a restroom."

Person 1: Hey man I just gumped
Person 2: Dude that’s crazy, I’m gumping right now!

by MomSlayer3686 June 10, 2024

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Gumping

The act of meandering or wandering around in an aimless manner that makes very little sense to everyone, including yourself. Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.

George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."

by Mikael Montgomery May 20, 2025