Gump wumfi

Talking utter shite in your shite teenager slang, when we invented all slang and all your new words are utter shite!

You are taliking utter gump wumfi ! Ya prick

by Up yours teenagers February 1, 2019

Gumping

The act of meandering or wandering around in an aimless manner that makes very little sense to everyone, including yourself. Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.

George: "Dude, where were you?"
Francis: "I went out over the bridge, then spied some filthy n'wah. After that I trekked further past Red Mountain and narrowly avoided an angry spriggan. After gumping around a bit more, I returned to my home."

by Mikael Montgomery May 20, 2025

Blue Gump

When skin color is so black it appears to others as purple

You're a Blue Gump, I've got blue gump syndrome!

by anonymous May 15, 2025

Gumping

Inserting male genitals into a shrimp

Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.

by Lilbrong4 May 4, 2024

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022