Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 01, 2025

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 07, 2022

Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017

Gump

short for “gumption”

meaning “audacity” or “sass”

usually used to tell someone TO TONE IT BACK.

ALSO used to signify somebody’s plump rump
ie: “plump gump” or, “gumptruck”

“you have a lot of gump to say that to my face”

“yooo check out that gumpy!”

“drop the gump.”

by gumplord April 30, 2024

Bubba gump

Drunk and acting stupid. Speech is mostly inaudible like "Bubba" from Forrest gump.

I'm heading out to the club tonight. I'm gonna get "bubba gump".

by buddah_44 October 06, 2016

Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun July 12, 2017

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022