Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Goat’s Beard

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Judas Goat

A Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general animal herding. The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination. In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared. Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and on to trucks.

"Yes follow the judas goat to your death's fools!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "

by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007

goat moon

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.

Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!

by homebizzle February 14, 2006

hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit

Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023

Day of the Goat

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat

me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet

by sevendemdemi! September 25, 2010