nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

CEG Tech Forum

That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.

Also, Their language is “bro”

Him: Hey are you in CEG Tech forum?
Her: Duh!! I am Bro.

by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

Smosh Forums

1. A fan made internet forum dedicated to fans of Smosh.
2. Skibidi Farms in disguise.

The Discord server for the Smosh Forums is called "Smosh Fanclub", it's actually a Discord server for Skibidi Farms in disguise and it's crowded with members of Skibidi Farms, Spawnism, UTTP members, and Foodists.

by ThomasBloxia July 16, 2025

forum sport

The competitive act of forum posting between; trolls, grammar police, high horse riders, judge-mentals, super serious sams, casual posters and knowitalls. Each character has their strengths and weaknesses like WoW. Trolls will go after the sss and knowitalls while casual posters will sometimes use a suprise out troll a troll maneuver while high horse riders will try to referee all of them. Judge-mentals and grammar police will chime in from time to time w/o much to add. Winning is determine on what happens to the thread: if its closed trolls won ,if it gets ignored knowitall and sss win, if somehow a troll gets banned and/or censored casual posters scored an upset.

You down for some forum sport? Nah bro I'm still sore from that other night.

by KremeofKorn March 15, 2017