ao forumer

Refers to a degoratory term used to label shitposting racists who play the Roblox game World of Magic.

"I hate Poles! I hate Poles!"

"Look! It's an ao forumer!"

by arcainodysseiliker December 13, 2021

forumitis

The swelling of one's ego as a result of constantly disparaging those who ask reasonable questions on forums, often with the assumption others will join in. A result of daddy issues, low self-esteem, having nobody in the real world care for them, and wanting to prove that they know some obscure thing.

"Man, I asked how to do an extremely complex process that isn't explained anywhere else on a forum meant to help people like me, and everybody insulted me!"

"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."

by BeeTeeDubya August 10, 2015

conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

forum sport

The competitive act of forum posting between; trolls, grammar police, high horse riders, judge-mentals, super serious sams, casual posters and knowitalls. Each character has their strengths and weaknesses like WoW. Trolls will go after the sss and knowitalls while casual posters will sometimes use a suprise out troll a troll maneuver while high horse riders will try to referee all of them. Judge-mentals and grammar police will chime in from time to time w/o much to add. Winning is determine on what happens to the thread: if its closed trolls won ,if it gets ignored knowitall and sss win, if somehow a troll gets banned and/or censored casual posters scored an upset.

You down for some forum sport? Nah bro I'm still sore from that other night.

by KremeofKorn March 15, 2017

public forum debate

what asians do to commit suicide when their parents don't let them

i just joined public forum debate -- i want to kill myself

by ProfessorPiggos November 17, 2022

Forum Sweats

A discord server full of bitches who think playing a block game is cool lmao

"Yo have you seen forum sweats?
"yah fam, it's cringe as hell, they play a fr*cking block game (sorry i can't swear)"

by Vislon November 28, 2020

forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016