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Flying Seacat

The one who created the world, and all its inhabitants. The Flying Seacat demands sacrifice in the from children, toes, and fishes, for the is the correct plural form of fish (proven by the Flying Seacat).

The Flying Seacat engages in enteral combat with the source of all evil, the Snakeray. Not only can these gods live under water, they can live on land and fly.

All who die go to a resting place of souls, Atlantis. The only difference between those who were bad and good in their resting place is those who did not please the Seacat will not have gills.
A part of the holy scripture

"And so the Flying Seacat looked down apon those it created. The Flying Seacat opened its mouth and let out a terrifying meow which shook the universe, causing black holes.

Those who worshiped the Flying Seacat on the planet Eeearth fell to their knees and looked above and cried out praises to the mighty being.

Then the voice of the Seacat was heard, it was terrifying and beautiful. 'Remember, I am always watching.'

And so the mighty creature created video cameras and began to tape humans."
by Makena, The Absolute November 25, 2009
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spanish fly

Aphrodesiacal elixr made from the crushed body parts of the blister beetles Cantharis vesicatoria or Lytta vesicatoria. Purported to arouse those that ingest it. Toxic in large quantities.

Any arousal stemming from Spanish Fly is mild and not at all like the Beastie Boys would have you believe.
Put some Spanish fly in her drink and she'll be crawling all over you (you wish).
by Orius September 3, 2002
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fly-tipping

An environmental crime whereby the perpetrator engages in unautorized dumping of waste.
Fly-tipping is now under crack-down in England.
by JustJen March 15, 2005
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fly shit

That's some fly shit.
by abcdefghijlk December 4, 2012
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Christmas Fly

Typically the day after Christmas, when one wears all of the new clothes they received.
When Julie came outside with new uggs, pants, and jacket, Maria knew she had her Christmas fly on.
by MariaWazzHere January 16, 2017
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flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.
And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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sac fly

Having to do with, or pertaining to the act of exiting a party in a manner in which the cops pursue in order to allow everyone else to make a break for it.
Thank God Mulder hit that sac fly so that no one else got arrested.
by gingervitus October 9, 2008
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