Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025
Get the FBI Open Up mug.The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.
Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.
by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025
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When you are so excited that you end up texting too fast and find yourself texting Holy FBI rather than the intended Holy Fuck.
by tbd2113 February 20, 2015
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"City.fbi" is a well-known figure within the Destiny 2 community, particularly for targeting prominent Twitch streamers such as Zavalr, IFrostBolt, AiiyGatorz, ZKMushroom, and others. Known for his dominant presence and in-game prowess, City.fbi frequently uses Serenity.Priv, widely regarded as one of the most advanced and undetectable tools currently available. His reputation precedes him, often overwhelming both opponents and onlookers with a commanding aura that sets him apart from the rest.
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