dumpling

The result of defecating in a non-permeable bag (grocery bag, ziplock, condom. ect.) and placing it on someone's face

I had a horrible dream that my girlfriend put a dumpling on my face and it popped!

That bitch said somethin' to piss a nigga off, so i slapped her across the face with a dumplin'

by Josh/Brandon February 24, 2008

Sasquatch dumpling

Feces or a turd dropped by the elusive sasquatch. It is often tasted by sasquatch researchers & others alike.

Gavin: Dude, I found a sasquatch dumpling!

Hobie: Lets take it to the police department!

by A little dumpling. October 13, 2008

Stuffed Chinese Dumpling

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.

I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.

by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011

dimpling

A lad or lass with a cute dimple.

That doctor is such a dimpling.

by stargazerlily84 November 16, 2010

Denver Dumpling

The art of finger blasting a classy woman, while you simultaneously dip your ball sack into her mouth.

Dude 1: Did you give Beatrice the Denver Dumpling last night?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she couldn't even breathe with my Nut Dumpling stuffing her throat.

Dude 1: Dude 2, you're my hero.

by TheDude1209 July 23, 2011

Dumpilingus

The act of giving oral sex to a female while she deficates (poops).

i was performing dumpilingus on my girlfriend, and something splatted on my chin!

by Paul Lapointe and friends June 20, 2008

dumpling

no really chip its just a pussy

i put my bean sprout in the dumpling

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018