Dragon Dildo

A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.

My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.

by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.

Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos

by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008

The dildo boots

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.

"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"

by lg June 14, 2004

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021