by Technically_homeless December 28, 2020
by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018
An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.
Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!
*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!
*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 08, 2018
The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."
John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
by Mind Fucker2011 March 11, 2011
by beefbud January 31, 2011
When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
by Chunkie Warrior December 05, 2006
by Potato4634 November 17, 2019