cunt cracking 

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.

Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?

cunt cracking by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018

crankinator 

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.

Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.

crankinator by cdivalicious May 4, 2010

Crankin Papes 

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.

Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

Crankin Papes by haussenpeppercheese October 26, 2011

cranking duel 

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

cranking duel by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

Crackanig 

A mixture of a cracker and nigger
In other words a bi-racial person mixed with african american and caucasian.

Did you know Stephanie was a crackanig?
I wanna be married to a crackanig.
I am not to fond of crackanigs...

Crackanig by KlondikeBarr January 19, 2013

Cranking 

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

Cranking by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

cranking back 

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

cranking back by nobody else here May 28, 2017