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Coffee Hangover

Coffee Hangover is a stage of disorientation after a long day functioning on coffee when the effect wears off. This usually happens similar to a crash except at it's worst, usually on a long day of getting up early with minimal sleep. The coffee hangover consists of several stages.
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
I don't know if this definition makes sense because I'm on a coffee hangover.
by Anti-hater skater June 8, 2015
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company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.
"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"
by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015
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Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.
I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.
by Rod Pretzel December 20, 2016
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bulletproof coffee

“I feel invincible bro” “I just drank a big cup of bulletproof coffee”
by Grittyjustin92 November 24, 2018
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Coffee talk

Things not important enough for a biography, yet too important for text.
Let’s save that for coffee talk
by Realcoffeetalk June 24, 2018
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coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist
by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018
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