homeless coffee

When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.
I could really go for some more of Bob's homeless coffee on this fine Christmas morning.
by Rod Pretzel December 21, 2016
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coffee or something

A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.
Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
by GudBuddy September 17, 2017
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Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.
by StreetyAus September 08, 2010
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coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.
That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat
by blofled1965 March 19, 2013
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Coffee Zombie

A person who is a zombie until s/he has had her/his morning coffee.
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 18, 2011
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Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
by Freezing Coffee January 02, 2022
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