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cobra teaser

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser
by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009
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drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
by Sonya H. July 24, 2008
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cobra cab

a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk
8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"
by Gianni April 7, 2005
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Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.
Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.
by yuiuyuiuyuiuy October 10, 2008
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Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
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Queen Cobra

When one screenshots texts with the purposeful intent to use as blackmail
"She's a Queen Cobra, she screenshotted my text"
by R-Dizzzle July 22, 2014
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The Cobra

Referring to Justin's Massive penis and willing to show at request

Bitches Love "the cobra"
Guy 1: Wow did you see that guys dick?
Guy 2: That was "the cobra !!!!" Very deadly and strikes with force

Guy 1: I though that was just a myth

Guy 2: Nope it be real!

"Man I wish I had Justin's Cobra that thing is a weapon "
by Oxford Dic September 19, 2014
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