Dodging the coat hanger

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.

Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

by StompinBoots June 18, 2009

Coat Hanger Abortion

The cheapest and most effective way to not have a baby. You can trust me, I'm a doctor.

-Did you help heather with that coat hanger abortion last week?
-Chyea, it was just like making scrambled eggs!
-Gnar chill brah!

by Dr. Oz February 20, 2009

Pile of coat hangers

used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.

"Your car is fucked up like a pile of coat hangers!"

by Bob Dole1983 February 09, 2010

grandmothers mink coat

The hairball you shit out after giving head to an extremely hairy man.

After giving Nico a blowjob, I dropped my grandmothers mink coat off at the porcelain idol.

by mirk the man April 26, 2011

alaskan fur coat

when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.

girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!

by capri sun November 27, 2006

Surrey sport coat

The ubiquitous cotton plaid jacket, worn predominately by the upper class population of the city of Surrey, BC

Man, dude, we're going to the Dell. The least you could do is wear your Surrey sport coat. We'll probably be on 'To Serve and Protect' tonight

by wetcoaster June 12, 2007

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 22, 2004