Church Grab

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.

I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.

by Pteropus February 12, 2021

church kink

someone who really wants to have sex or gets off on the idea of having sex in a church

bro i have such a church kink

by herbeveevebbe March 26, 2022

Taylor Church

Taylor Church is an amazing best friend. She would do anything for her friends from looking up there name meaning or just giving them guy advice. Taylor can also be lazy when she wants to but she is always a bad-ass. She is beautiful, and outgoing. She is one of those girls who doesn't fall over every guy who talks to her. She save herself for the right guy(after college of course). She loves her family, even thought they can be a pain. She loves animals and school.

I want to be Taylor Church!

by Tess Collins October 21, 2019

Church steepling

Like an Eiffel Tower but instead you hold hands and sing kumbaya.

“Yo dude, we were church steepling this girl the other night and we matched pitches during kumbaya”

by Phtbtmgrlz October 22, 2019

God Church

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by PotatoLover666 June 28, 2017

church fudge

two holy beings(one nun, one priest) have intercourse ,but after priest busts a huge nut ,he then proceeds to take a massive dump in nuns mouth.

yo, did you hear our local churches holy beings had a church fudge .

by galaxy_twat_ August 20, 2017

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004