church heat

Really hot inside...like in a church full of people hopping and praising the lord (and sweating).
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.

Man, it was so hot in that cafeteria, it was like they had the church heat going!

by Grabapail March 21, 2017

Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018

Church Grab

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.

I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.

by Pteropus February 12, 2021

The Church of Mr.Clean

A want-to-be religion worshipping Mr.Clean. Seems like a cult and probably is. You are allowed to worship other gods, but Mr.Clean mostly. And it seems as if The Church of Mr.Clean hates Donald J. Trump.

Person 1: I wish there was a religion where I could worship Mr.Clean
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!

by Mr.Clean❤️ November 11, 2020

God Church

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by PotatoLover666 June 28, 2017

church fudge

two holy beings(one nun, one priest) have intercourse ,but after priest busts a huge nut ,he then proceeds to take a massive dump in nuns mouth.

yo, did you hear our local churches holy beings had a church fudge .

by galaxy_twat_ August 20, 2017

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004