Chapped asshole 

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

Chapped asshole by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

Chapped Lups 

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.

Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.

Chapped Lups by Swaburd June 5, 2011

Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

Morning Wood-chopper by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

chapped lippin 

when a female does not wear underwear; same as free balling for a guy

When asked if she had underwear on she said, " no, I'm free balling". I replied, "you're a girl...you're chapped lippin!!"

chapped lippin by sdwc329 November 27, 2012

chopperdontmiss

chopperdontmiss Never miss he is also really cute

chopperdontmiss Is cute

chopperdontmiss by chopperdontmiss February 16, 2021

Ace in the chopper 

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

Ace in the chopper by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

Truck stop chopper 

When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.

Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!

Truck stop chopper by Granny dangler April 2, 2019