Chapped Lups

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.

Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.

by Swaburd June 5, 2011

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Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

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chapped lippin

when a female does not wear underwear; same as free balling for a guy

When asked if she had underwear on she said, " no, I'm free balling". I replied, "you're a girl...you're chapped lippin!!"

by sdwc329 November 27, 2012

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chopperdontmiss

chopperdontmiss Never miss he is also really cute

chopperdontmiss Is cute

by chopperdontmiss February 16, 2021

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Ace in the chopper

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

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When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.

Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!

by Granny dangler April 2, 2019

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