Canadian Situation

A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.

-Man this Sucks.

-What's wrong man?

-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.

-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.

-Yeah, wish me luck

-Good luck

by Student Body President June 30, 2010

Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Canadian Cacker

That of a Canadian born citizen with characterisitics pertaining to the life styles of "hicks" or "rednecks", with the exception of being wealthier. The physical appearance of a cacker is that of a person who owns and wears american eagle collared shirts excessively and has a pasty-pale complection. Typically cackers are males; however, female cackers do exist.

"Did you see that Candian Cacker walk by?"
"Holy crap his skin is pale/pasty. He must be a Canadian Cacker!"

by wmeditsk January 25, 2010

Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.

George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.

by StrictBiz April 9, 2013