santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!

"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.

by NESPax November 22, 2011

Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB

Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.

by Muchaco March 22, 2010

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 04, 2007

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 08, 2013

Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.

Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres

by Jollyjolliver September 12, 2016

Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.

Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"

by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012