booty burrito

The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).

Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"

Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"

by Trocargal74 May 27, 2016

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Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

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Brown burrito

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

by GingerBeardDude January 5, 2017

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cuddle burrito

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.

"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"

by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017

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greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

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Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

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