Boobs

The female mammary glands.

I pity for all of the early bloomers who grew boobs in 5th grade.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016

Boobs

Boobs are a snack, a really nice snack.
If you are a woman you should share your boobs with other people, so they can enjoy the snack too. Remember sharing is caring. If you see a homeless man who has no food and you have nothing to give him, then if you are a woman who then share your big boobs and snack with them.

*Girl get in bus and sits down*
*man gets in the bus too and sits next to girl*
Man-“ Hey I didn’t have any breakfast do you think I could have a nibble at your snack”
Girl-“ of course! My dad always told me sharing is caring!”
*Girl lifts us shirt and take off bra*
Girl- “eat up!”
*man goes under shirt and starts licking at the boobs*
Girl- “do you like it ? My dad told me last time that my boob was soooo tasty, more tasty then my mums”
Man- “oh yeah, there delicious”
*man starts violently sucking boobs*
Girl- oh that tickles! Hahaha

by What.the.hell December 24, 2022

Boobs

The thing that makes every men's genitals feels bigger and floopier than usually

Man, that girl's boobs makes my dick got even bigger

by I want to die lol April 18, 2020

boob

(noun) word used when Oliver would like to see a picture of Brenna’s boobs. Most notably before, after, or during a shower.

“Boob”

by doritoman23 April 26, 2020

boob

a typeo f monkey

look at thatd boob!!!

by monkeeboobman July 27, 2020

Boobs

A pair or set of two owls, in relation to there slang name hooters.

Hey you see those boobs up on that tree branch?

by Americanglitch April 16, 2011

Boobs

Heavenly Orbs of Goodness made for men to grope, lick, suck and motorboat on. (Also used for breastfeeding). These orbs omit high gravitational pull that works specifically for men's eyes.

Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

by guyforyou23 March 6, 2014