Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

pig in a blanket

Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.

Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.

by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007

turd blanket

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008

The Blanket Treatment

The art of getting denied pussy by a girl cocooning herself with a blanked.

Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.

by AlmusBG March 3, 2014

Pig in a blanket

When a guy titty fucks a girl.

I flipped her over and gave her a Pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!

by rizzoli March 11, 2012

blanket man

a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.

Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?

Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…

by claireknowshershit April 29, 2014