robitussin bandit

A person who regularly steals robitussin products from stores mainly for their good source of DXM or a really nasty cough, maybe.

Dude1: Dude, you'r such a robitussin bandit you just stole like 42 bottles the other day
Dude2: I know i cant believe that robocop didn't catch me.

by bongtoke420 April 12, 2008

Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

deep bandini

Big trouble, tight spot, or deep shit.

The phrase originated as a euphemism for being in "deep shit". The word "bandini" comes from the name of the Bandini Fertilizer company in Los Angeles.

If you don't clean up the mess from the secret kegger before your parents get home, you'll be in deep bandini.

by pberg January 23, 2009

Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.

JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.

by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009

Backdoor Bandit

an asshole fucker

shes a strap-on backdoor bandit.

by 8===D~~(_(_) April 28, 2003

poo bandit

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006

back door bandit

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

by James Taylor November 6, 2003