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Bill Kaulitz 

Bill Kaulitz is the hot lead singer from Tokio Hotel
He is so damn fine. his jawline is so sharp u could use it as a alternative for a knife. He's so fucking dreamy with his brown eyes like oh my god. He got me at a chokehold. I want to just kiss him all over. his voice is so damn- just- AHHH how tf can anyone be that perfect like he is the only attractive emo in the whole fucking world. His 2023 era is so damn fine too. some of my friends say he looks like a girl but at this point I don't really care what they think, they cant convince me he's ugly because he's not. sometimes, if my friends say anything bad about him I take it as a compliment because if I ever meet him, that means that they wont take him away from me. If anyone says anything bad about him their just jealous that they cant be as hot as him, like come on seriously. Some people are like "Ewwww Bill looks like a porcupine and tom looks like a mop! their both literally so ugly" FIRST OF ALL, Bill is not a porcupine and even if he was he would be MY porcupine and SECOND how actual fucking are u call tom a mop because of his dreadlocks. dreadlocks is apart of a culture and saying its ugly can disrespect some people and its quite racist in some ways too, AND tom isn't ugly.
Literally any Tokio Hotel fan: BILL KAULITZ IS SO TALENTED OMG
Hater: stfu no he's not, he's ugly af
Tokio Hotel fan: its kinda sad because u think I only care about his face and ur one to judge because u haven't even given his music a try yet so how about u stfu and mind ur own fucking business because i was never talking to u in the first place, self absorbed bitch
(WOW i got a little extreme there lmfao)
Bill Kaulitz by DingusBingus October 3, 2023

bill gates 

A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
bill gates by GuyQuest April 9, 2006

Bill Gatin' 

I used to be ballin but now I'm Bill Gatin'.
Bill Gatin' by EC53 October 20, 2010

Bill Cosby 

A name that you can use to refer to somebody that looks like a pedophile and a rapist simultaneously. Usually used when in public when you don't want to look like you're talking about them.
Jack: That man over there touching that little girl is a total Bill Cosby.
Joe: Yeah look at that skill he has been Bill Cosbying for a while.
Jack: No doubt.

bill bruford 

A drummer who played with two of progressive rock's giants: Yes and King Crimson. He is also accomplished in jazz and fusion, as evidenced by his solo work in his band Bruford. He is known for his distinct snare sound and his crazy syncopations and polyrhythms.
Nobody is in the same league with Bill Bruford. He is just too damn good.

bill gates 

Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.

I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates
bill gates by poor guy December 7, 2006