1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
Get the Beer Titsmug. by Lisa May 11, 2004
Get the American beermug. 1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.
1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
Get the beer olympicsmug. Any beer a teenager likes to party with. See Coors, Budweiser, and the like.
Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.
Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.
Kids drink shitty mainstream beer to look cool in front of their friends. Fucking posers.
Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.
Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.
by MarshalJD March 30, 2009
Get the Mainstream Beermug. Decisions made while under the influence of beer. Similar to the decisions made based on peer pressure, beer pressure may be something that is later regretted by the decision maker.
1. "I didn't want to smoke last night, but I was totally beer pressured into it and couldn't say no."
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"
2. Mike: "Dude! Why did you take that girl home last night?" David: "It was beer pressure, I swear!"
by Kat Chivette January 22, 2014
Get the Beer Pressuremug. 1) A commonly used gym bag or traveling bag that can be used to transport large quantities of beer.
2) A bag in which a bottle of beer explodes/breaks and the beer is left in the bag.
2) A bag in which a bottle of beer explodes/breaks and the beer is left in the bag.
Ryan i just love your big black beer sack
All hail the mighty beer sack.
Stop having orgasmic laughs about my beer sack.
All hail the mighty beer sack.
Stop having orgasmic laughs about my beer sack.
by thefloyd2112 December 12, 2009
Get the Beer Sackmug. A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:
A).You are a metalhead.
B). You are drunk.
C). You need to go to the liquor store.
A).You are a metalhead.
B). You are drunk.
C). You need to go to the liquor store.
by A1TheGoudaDoctor March 12, 2008
Get the No More Beersmug.