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Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".
The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
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American beer

European person: What's up with this barley water?
by Lisa May 11, 2004
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beer olympics

1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.
1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
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Mainstream Beer

Any beer a teenager likes to party with. See Coors, Budweiser, and the like.

Piss water that you buy simply because an advertisement got to you.
Kids drink shitty mainstream beer to look cool in front of their friends. Fucking posers.

Just because it had a funny commercial doesn't mean I'll buy that shitty mainstream beer.
by MarshalJD March 30, 2009
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Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”
Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella
by YoungFella December 12, 2021
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[beer garden]

Anywhere where beer is served outside. Usually on a patio outside of a bar.
It's a nice day, let's go to a bar that has a beer garden, so we can drink outside.
Derived from the German word: Biergarten
by kcwired.com January 15, 2009
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dickin' beers

when one consumes large amounts of beer (particularly in cans ) in a short period of time
Joe was dickin' beers last night and now he's passed out on the couch.
by Tinyseashell June 15, 2017
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