by cash mattingly January 17, 2008
Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.
by snoochie boochies February 06, 2008
That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.
by RTBSTRD November 05, 2013
when 2 people lay down next to another person and start rolling in opposite directions, keeping the other person in between them as they "beat the egg"
by marty and ginger June 12, 2011
A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
by jamescmcnutt December 13, 2018
An internet multiplayer gamer obsessed with individual performance in group based activities to the exclusion of the overall objective. A player who is so consumed with individual performance excellence in groups, they appear to receive sexual gratification from it.
by Krazax April 02, 2009
Insult that is judged onto a cheap/hustling person who picks up crushed and used alumium soda cans, then turns them in for loose change. They can gain only 5 cents for each can, but this jobless loser takes it to veiw it as being worth $10 when it's only 10 cents. Usually they are strung-out and uneducated deadbeats spending nickels.
by Lynnj85 July 28, 2010