Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince 😐🤝

Dang they suck at that dance they’re so stiff.

by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022

running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018