My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022

Hop on ash court basement

A place where the only form of sex is through anal. Once someone says this to you there’s no way out of it

WhoZ, hop on ash court basement with me.

by WhoZ July 18, 2022

Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.

Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.

by A Wet Raccoon March 27, 2021

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

lady basement

Slang for vagina

Stop it your flooding my lady basement.

by Brew2w June 6, 2017

Koonzy’s basement

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.

Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.

by Le potat May 20, 2022

Basement Demon

A basement demon is a common yet vague term for the "Demons" or monsters that hunt you in the basement or a dark area or room after you turned off the lights in that area. Basically, it is a fear of something hunting you in the dark which makes people run for their lives after switching of the lights.
Related: Nyctophobia

"Bro I had a near escape from the basement demon yesterday"

"me too"
"what's a basement demon?"
"Did you spawn in the world as an adult or do you seriously not know what it means"

by DictionaryDecimator July 1, 2024