Tori-Ban

The Tori-Ban is when all the guys who get a girlfriend aren’t aloud to hang out with “Tori” anymore, “Tori” is the type of friend who makes the girlfriend scared and jealous that she’ll steal them.
Babe, stop hanging out with “Tori”, I’m officially placing a Tori-Ban.
by GEO THE GOAT April 24, 2024
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cat ban

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.
catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head
by catperson1234 June 08, 2020
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Pulling a Ban

Pulling a Ban is having a dumb excuse or can't think of a simple excuse not to show up to a job or some sort of activity
Luth: Hey you want to play Project Zomboid? Jack: Nah I can't, I have a stomach ache. Jerry: Great, Jack is pulling a Ban, what a little bitch
by Lamar The Sterotype November 11, 2022
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yep, you're banned

Sarcastic reply to a fat joke that was not intended to be rude, and was found funny by the recipient of said joke. The phrase is a reference to the steamer caseoh_ eho gets angry abandoned who makes a fat joke in his chat.
by Agent_Z February 29, 2024
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Perma-ban

When you get permanently banned and can never come back for the entirety of your life.
Fuck, they just perma-banned me from the competiton. Now I will never be able to join it again.
by TMGGDM February 01, 2024
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Perma Ban

very bad ban u is unable to join FOREVER unless if u make second account
by Handling deez nuts October 25, 2022
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ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.
When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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