Ashtonism

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....

I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz

by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023

Ashton

Has a big heart and only thinks of himself. You would be lucky to know an Ashton. Tends to be involved in lots of leadership opportunities and has a lot of friends. Football player and the funniest comedian you’ll ever meet

Person; Who’s that guy on the board of trustees?

Person2; that’s Ashton, he’s the funniest

by Witty Brother November 5, 2023

Ashton (boy)

A amazing boy who loves to tease people in school. Can be very annoying at some times but is smart. Normally a troublemaker but is really nice when you get to know him. His name means “Ashes of trees”. According to TikTok if you have a A and a N in your name you’re hot. Theirs no doubt about it. Ashton is not hot… but REALLY cute. He has beautiful eyes where you can get lost in easily. Normally he hangs out with the trouble makers. He is the BEST guy best friend you will ever have, you might get annoyed about how he gets jealous. Ashton tries not to show his jealousy, he’s very good at it too. Ashton’s normally have dirty blond hair which is long, and also hazel eyes. He is normally mean to people but has his soft spots! He is very smart and normally has straight A’s. Ashton’s normally are an only child or, most commonly have 2-3 siblings.

Person 1: OMG- IS THAT ASHTON?!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: I love his eyes….
Person 2: Me too…
Person 1: The Ashton (boy) is so much hotter than the Ashton girls…

by Eminem’s nightmare November 14, 2023

ashton

a good friend that’s seen as friendly, kind, or caring

“you’re the best ashton”

by builtforthestreets November 15, 2023

Ashton

I nice sexy man... has no girlfriend but really wants one. He has a big wiener, but nobody knows because no hoes give him a chance. Has blue eyes with hair that varies from wavy to straight. He has an insane sex drive.

Damn, Ashtons eyes are majestic

by Ilikebigtitgothbabes November 19, 2023

Ashton

He is so so hot sexy and really good at fortnite he can beat this kid named keita any day of the week

Wow Ashton is so hot

by dommmmemememe December 18, 2023

conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024