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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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flirt

wow ryan flirts so much just to be funny
by ryan is not funny December 22, 2018
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Smoking flirt

Where someone lights your cig and kinda touches your hand when they do.
That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!
by mywangslong69 February 9, 2021
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Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.
Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else
by SaltContaier August 12, 2019
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flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain
I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!
by sctsnpr April 6, 2022
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Flirting with Ape

What Werewolf and 31 players in telegram do when they can't cut it
Person 1: Matthew infected 4 players
Person 2:Ikr.Miracle!
Person 3:He's obv flirting with Ape
by Mx.Lilith August 4, 2021
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filter flirting

when you snap someone with a snapchat filter (usually a cute guy or girl) and they copy the filter/face you're doing.
girl- *sends dog filter to flirt*
cute boy- *sends back dog filter*

girl- "oh my gosh he is filter flirting with me!!"
by chickenwings4life December 21, 2022
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