powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

Gape wagon

An Ambulance whose crew being bent over and dry fucked by dispatch.

We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.

by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

tuck wagon

When something doesn't make sense or isn't going right.

"What kinda tuck wagon shit is that."

by LotLizard121 April 22, 2018

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018